word:life

i was born yesterday. but i stayed up all night.
June 30
42 | 30.6.2009 | 5 months ago

Joke:

dorkery:

twothirty:

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy and picked out a box of tampons, then walked to the cashier.  The cashier noticed the box and asked the older of the two brothers, “Son, how old are you?”  The boy replied, “I’m eight and a half.”  The cashier continued, “Do you know what these are for?”  “Well, not exactly, but they’re for him,” the 8-year old said as he pointed to his younger brother. He continued, “He’s only four.  We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride bikes.  Right now, he can’t do either.”

this is how innocence dies, ladies and gentlemen

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    this is how innocence dies, ladies and gentlemen
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